Every now and then do you decide to clean out your handbag? Do you then discover that you could lend a pen to every man, woman, and child living in your whole town if they happened to go to a community meeting without one? Does it then prey upon your mind that if you were arrested on suspicion of shop-lifting at the local newsagent that you wouldn't be able to explain the logic of why you actually have about 25,000 Staedtler medium point blue biros in your bag?

~Approximately None