Blogtations

I was trying to snap a photo of a mysterious Columbine that sprouted up in my front planter. I didn't plant it. I suspect renegade vermin poop. I figure, if deer are going to munch the heads off all my flowers, it seems only fitting that they might plant something in return.

~Evidently

I wish my daughter would scream and shriek at a pitch slightly higher than the one she currently uses. Because then only dogs could hear her.

~Killing a Fly with a Ukulele is Probably the Wrong Thing to Do

Few farm and ranch wives will admonish a young bride about the pitfalls of partnering with an agriculturally inclined man. No one wants to spoil her dream of riding off into the sunset on horseback by explaining that she will be left behind to close the gate and pick up the 14 calves that are trying to turn back away from the cows.

~Raising Country Kids

I believe my cats can understand everything I say, they just choose to do the complete opposite.

~You are Flawed if You are Not Free

It's time to upgrade your undies, when: 1. It looks like the dog has been chewing on it 2. The dog has actually been chewing on it 3. It is not lifting, separating or reducing what it is supposed to lift, separate or reduce.

~A.R. and Proud

I use my chopsticks with as much skill as a walrus.

~A Girl and a Boy

I just found out this season’s horse show schedule. Guess who will be holding a pony and smelling like hot horsey ass all day on Mother’s Day?

~Petroville