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One of my resolutions for the new year is to update my style. My look for 2008 could best be described as "I've just been mauled by a mountain lion." For 2009, I'm going for the equally attractive but slightly more understated "I'm slowly being pecked to death by a flock of chickens" look.

~The Meanest Mom

I was walking home at dusk when a man rode up beside me on a bicycle. We were rather close. He looked me straight in the eye and cheerfully greeted me, "Hello, Richard." And it was then that I first suspected that I wasn't as attractive a woman as I initially thought.

~Killing a Fly With a Ukulele is Probably the Wrong Thing To Do

If you are unhappy in your job, quit. If you're looking for some new air, move. If you want a new look, cut it off.

~Starving Artist