Will someone please tell me WHY I get more pimples at the age of 29 than I did at 13? At least at 13 I was PREPARED to be a pizza face, and actually had the TIME AND ENERGY to apply countless potions, gels, and acids in order to sizzle the zittles right out of my skin.
Disease: Hat Head (Planopilicephaly) Epidemiology: Sporadic cases throughout year; Seasonal peak in the months of May and June. No predilection for race or gender. Children are relatively protected from mass seasonal outbreaks. Symptoms: Hair assumes flattened distorted shape after wearing popular head accessory. Pain is rare (aside from psychic/ego pain). Plagiocephaly (flattening of skull bones) usually does not occur unless a metal hat is worn (and put on with a sledgehammer). May be associated with Forehead Line and Bang Crush Injury.
When my body feels tired, I lay down. When my eyes are heavy, I close them and allow the beautiful oblivion of sleep. When I am hungry, I eat. When my mind is aching for knowledge, I read. When my ears are begging for soothing melodies, I turn on the music and let my soul dance away to another world.
Before my yoga class starts, I pretend to be loosening up my ankles and hips and relaxing and "centering" myself like all of the hard core looking yogis. Usually I'm really examining the cuticles around my toenails.
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