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"Mommy," he said "I made you something at school today."
"Oh really?" I asked "What is it?"
"I can't tell you." he replied. "It is a surprise. For Christmas. For Christmas I made you a picture frame. I made a picture frame with a picture of me in it. Teacher Lisa took pictures of all the kids at my school and we made picture frames for our parents for Christmas, but it is a secret."

I wonder what he made for me?

~Sarah and the Goon Squad

I glued myself to a tacky Christmas ornament at work in July and spent two hours trying to help customers without letting on that my right-handed self had a ceramic puppy driving a choo-choo train glued to her right hand.

~Schmutzie's Milkmoney or Not, Here I Come