Blogtations

How not to make a fruit smoothie: Blend all ingredients, then, after taking a few big slugs, find half a fruit sticker.

~A Peek Inside the Fishbowl

When making scrambled eggs and one uncracked egg tries to make its escape by rolling off the stove, it is never a good idea to try and catch it with your hip.

~Four by 40

I, having been born well North of the Mason Dixon line, simply lack the genes required to prepare certain Southern staples. I firmly believe that one must have the fried chicken gene and the biscuit gene hardcoded into their DNA in order to pull off these feats of culinary complexity.

~Blog Antagonist