My family has a strange recurring disease that I'm not sure how to cure. Its technical name is 'walk-in-the-house-and-drop-everything-wherever-you-want-itis'. I'm not sure how that translates into Latin...Anyone know of a vaccine? A purple face is not my best look.
Isn't it amazing how one family member's recollection that you used to love doing Fonzie impersonations can ruin what was otherwise a great family get together for you? This is even more emphasized when the rest of your family starts doing their impersonations of you as a little boy doing a Fonzie impersonation.
In all family disagreements, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public airing of the most embarrassing things they have said or done since high school. Photographic evidence is encouraged.
Watching my father navigate the dating scene at 78 is about as fun as watching someone in traffic pick their nose when you're all stopped at a red light. I cringe, look away, feel a little nauseous, but eventually have to turn back and take another glance.
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