Blogtations

How sad to learn that you have made your sister angry by discovering that you are no longer on her Top Friends list on MySpace.

~Sojourner's Truths

Watching my father navigate the dating scene at 78 is about as fun as watching someone in traffic pick their nose when you're all stopped at a red light. I cringe, look away, feel a little nauseous, but eventually have to turn back and take another glance.

~The Second Half

It's a funny thing when one's parents use one's blog posts to verify that one is still alive and healthy.

~Music and Cats

When your visiting mother-in-law says "Can I do anything to help, like DUSTING maybe?" — what does that mean exactly?

~Doodaddy