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Irrational fear is when you push aside a hairball from the shower drain and then spook yourself with it two minutes later. Bonus points if you forget about it and scare yourself again after a few more minutes.

~Sprite's Keeper

If - while showering - you find you are standing in ankle-deep water, simply reach down and pull the accumulation of your own hair from the top of the drain. Once you have done so, do not leave the giant hairball in the corner of the tub, causing your mother's fear of small rodents to be activated upon entering your bathroom.

~A Mom on Spin

Do you know what happens when you say yes? You wake up scared the next day.

~Read Write Believe