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This job is so freaking hard, and I have a feeling my performance review is not going to set me up for a promotion. Although, really, what do you get promoted to from Mother? God?

~You Get What You Get

Nathan told me today why God gets to do whatever He wants. Cause He doesn't have a mom and a dad.

~Four by 40

While I can't do math, I know all the lyrics to roughly a million songs. It seems like God decided that all the brain space that normally gets devoted to math would be used to store the words to songs like "Safety Dance."

~The Nerd in the Corner

My six year old son climbed up on my lap and asked, "Mom, why did God make me, and why did He make you, and why did He put me here?" I said, "Well, God made you to be my son, and He made me to be your mother. And, He must love me very much because I sure am lucky to have you. I wouldn't want any other little boy in the whole world to be mine." He replied, "Oh...but, can I get another Mom?"

~Momo Fali

God maintains a special hell for parents who confess to feeding their children cupcakes for dinner.

~Breed 'Em and Weep