Blogtations

At what time is it appropriate to say, "There's no point showering today, I'll just catch one tomorrow"?

~Ice Cream Mama

Note to Self: Even though the hair-wax stick and the deodorant stick are exactly the same size and shape, they produce very different results.

~Therapy in the Making

When I was twenty-five, I became a bit obsessive about showering a lot, so I held experiments in multi-tasking while in the shower. One day, when I was drinking coffee, smoking a cigarette, and reading a magazine through the clear shower curtain, it hit me that I might have a problem.

~Schmutzie's Milkmoney or Not, Here I Come

I should've known when I put the lid to my deodorant on my perfume bottle and the lid to my perfume on my deodorant, that today was not going to be my "best ever."

~Third Times a Charm?

The Number One thing I don't want to hear my girlfriend say while she's waxing my eyebrows: "Whoops!"

~Suburban Lesbian