Blogtations

Despite lingering economic woes, my forehead continues to pursue its aggressive expansion agenda. Analysts believe that the forehead's success is based on its ability to make infill acquisitions in areas that had previously been dominated by its main competitor, the hair group, which has been hit by massive layoffs.

~Cup O' Joe

Never let your child use you to play "beauty parlor" with a toy hairdryer that has a functioning fan.

~Mindless Junque

Never schedule a haircut while your stylist is going through a divorce.

~Communicatrix

I tend to think of my hair as benign - something that, while not ideal, isn't worth the pain of major surgery.

~Bright Yellow World

If you are trying to remain a MILF, but are on a budget, bangs are cheaper than Botox.

~Manager Mom

No matter what my stylist does to my hair, it ends up the same. Lots of pouf on the top and little flippy things in the vicinity of my ears. I wish I could just get old enough for the old lady perm and be done with it.

~Plain-Jane

It turns out it really DOES make a difference if you have a professional color your hair or if you try to do it yourself. A BIG difference. It's the difference between feeling like a pretty, pretty, princess and feeling like a giant dishwater colored turd.

~Navel Gazing at Its Finest

Once someone asked me if I was a hair stylist. I said, "No. I just have the sharpest scissors of anyone in the group."

~Whine Country