Last week Victor said the best place to mug someone would be right when they walk out of a movie theater because they'd be all squinty from the sunlight and I said that I'd totally be a better mugger because I'd rob people at the Fair and he was all "This isn't a contest. I'm not actually going to mug people" but I think he just said that because he knew I'd win because A) people always have lots of cash at the fair for the rides and B) because I'd exchange half their money for ride tickets and explain that they would have just blown the rest on fattening funnel cakes anyway so technically I'm doing them a favor. Plus people are happy at the fair and happy people are less likely to stab you.

~The Bloggess