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Our current voice mail message is a very generic computer generated voice that simply states, "Please leave a message." I keep thinking I'll change it to something more specific and personal, but if I were going to be completely honest it would probably say, "Please leave a message. I'm home right now but I'm currently being sucked into a vortex of estrogen and dog hair. When the mood swings subside and I can actually find more than 2 minutes to talk on the phone at home without being interrupted by a human child or a canine child, say in about 15 years or so, I'll call you back. Thanks. In the mean time, please feel free to send hard liquor, dog treats, and a lint brush. Oh, and the girls like fruit snacks. The last time I checked, I couldn't convince them that doggy peanut butter treats were gourmet Barbie bonbons."

~Blonde Mom Blog

It shouldn't be called "call waiting." It should be called "call interrupting."

~Amy Writes

Note to Self: Buying condoms, while you're on the phone, talking to your mom, is very awkward. Don't attempt again!

~Therapy in the Making

Someone's been pranking me. It's gotten to the point that we're about to make the phone company trace the calls. They call me only on my cell, and it involves a lot of heavy breathing. But not in a good way. Sort of like a cross between Darth Vader and Kermit the Frog after he's gone down on Miss Piggy one too many times (which is truly...one too many times.)

~I am Norman

If you have not yet dropped your iPhone in the toilet, consider NOT dropping your iPhone in the toilet. This is a solid course of action, in my opinion, and one that can be easily achieved by not keeping your iPhone in your back pocket, unless your back pocket has a button, but if that's the case, you probably aren't cool enough to own an iPhone in the first place, no?

~Amalah