Our current voice mail message is a very generic computer generated voice that simply states, "Please leave a message." I keep thinking I'll change it to something more specific and personal, but if I were going to be completely honest it would probably say, "Please leave a message. I'm home right now but I'm currently being sucked into a vortex of estrogen and dog hair. When the mood swings subside and I can actually find more than 2 minutes to talk on the phone at home without being interrupted by a human child or a canine child, say in about 15 years or so, I'll call you back. Thanks. In the mean time, please feel free to send hard liquor, dog treats, and a lint brush. Oh, and the girls like fruit snacks. The last time I checked, I couldn't convince them that doggy peanut butter treats were gourmet Barbie bonbons."