Blogtations

Peoria has the audacity to call its airport 'international' because US Customs left a clipboard in the terminal one time.

~Get the Stink Off

I live in the hills of Tennessee and we think ethnic means your mama came from north of the Mason-Dixon line.

~Suburb Sanity

Happiness is finding a liquor store in Utah.

~The Benevolent Dictator

I am an excellent knee driver. I can hold my venti vanilla nonfat wet cappuccino in my left hand, dial my therapist's office with my right, and still safely navigate the streets of Tulsa with one knee. It's amazing to see. I have mad superhero-like knee driving skillz. For reals. What? Why are you looking at me like that?

~Crash Test Mommy

You know you live in Las Vegas when you're at the grocery store and you pass Elvis and don't think twice.

~The Housewife Diaries