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Pre-pregnancy jeans are like virginity. There's no going back.

~May You Lead An Interesting Life

After your first pregnancy, you will look about 6 months pregnant as the positive pee stick is drying.

~Mommy Wants Vodka

For those of you who haven't tried to pee in a cup while 36+ weeks pregnant, let me just explain the procedure. You hover and hold the cup and just pee with reckless abandon praying you'll hear the pee hitting inside the cup.

~Zoot

I come from a family of breeders. A group of people so f*&%ing fertile that pregnancy is the only successful form of contraception they know.

~Xbox4NappyRash

Dear Lady with the fupa,
Stop touching my belly and calling me pudgy.
I'm pregnant, what's your excuse?
Eat shit Yours truly,
Moi!

~Together They Come