Blogtations

Ya know what, Target guy, I know I look like a crazy person pushing a cart of screaming boys, wearing a black turtleneck sweater, red booty shorts with "HO HO HO" on the butt, and black boots with knee high Hello Kitty socks, but listen to me, look into my eyes, if you don't go in the back and tell me if you have toddler size 8 Lightning McQueen crocs to replace the ones the pug ate this morning, I will rip your beating heart from your chest rightfuckingnow go, go, GO!

~Musings of a Barefoot Foodie

Choosing words is a bit like trying on shoes. They are mood-dependent, fun when colorful, flexible to a point, and ideal if they fit.

~Little Purple Cow Photography

Nothing smells worse than kids' Tevas that have gotten soaked in salt water and then dried wrong. Putting them on the next day is like strapping rotting moose asses to your kids' feet.

~TwoBusy

I'm a low maintenance chick — have Converse low tops, will travel.

~Cardiogirl

I am not a fan of shoes. I do not buy tons of shoes, collect them, pet them, and give them names. Manolo who? Gucci what? Isn't that what Charo used to say? Gucci Gucci!

~Imaginary Binky

Platitudes do not shoes on the baby put.

~One Swell Foop