My family has a strange recurring disease that I'm not sure how to cure. Its technical name is 'walk-in-the-house-and-drop-everything-wherever-you-want-itis'. I'm not sure how that translates into Latin...Anyone know of a vaccine? A purple face is not my best look.
Did I mention that I was diagnosed with hypertension two weeks ago? … So I'm supposed to avoid salt and smoking and alcohol and sex and happiness, the doc says, and this sucking the joy out of life will result in lowered blood pressure and an increased life span without salt and smoking and alcohol and sex and happiness.
What I thought — and this went on for several years — was a brain haemorrhage, was a trapped nerve in my neck, cured coincidentally by the combined bad driving of my sister and a little old lady on a hara-kiri mission.
Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know that you’re coming down with the flu or scurvy or PMS and you want to just keel over and curl up in the fetal position but you can’t because there is table side prepared guacamole and pomegranate margaritas in your future?
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