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I must accept the reality that I am NOT currently a sex goddess. The Evidence: The only thing in the bedroom that I've dominated and whipped recently is the TV remote.

~Wit's Bitch

I purposely watch some television programs on our wide screen television so that the actresses look wider than they actually are. This makes me feel better about myself.

~Steenky Bee

I'm going to go watch as many episodes of CSI as I can before I fall asleep sitting up with a beer in my hand and don't bother telling me that this isn't the answer to my problems.

~Dustpan Alley

If you told me you were going to take every single item out of my house and I could only choose one thing to keep - I'd give you my nice cozy bed, I'd give you my lap-top (reluctantly), I'd give you my CDs and radios and jewelry and clothes and shoes and nic-nacs and furniture and rugs and toilets and tubs and books and dishes and dogs and cats ... and there they'd be ... my four children, perfectly happy, sitting on the cold tile floor, staring at the screen of our TV - naked - with big ol' smiles on their grubby, dirty faces.

~On the Upside

When it's late at night, I pour myself a drink and watch re-runs of "Extreme Makeover" so I can cry myself to sleep.

~Metro Dad

Do not try to get control of your household's sole television by promising your kids it will be showing "cowboys" and "giants." There will only be disappointment and tears.

~Looky, Daddy!