"Daddy?"
"Yes, Emme?"
"Daddy. Emme has to pee."
"You have to or you did?"
"Have to."
"Alright, do you want to go in the potty?"
"Hmm."
"OK, let's go"
"Emme pees in mommy and daddy's potty."
"OK, sure."
"Emme pees like daddy."
"Yes, you can pee in daddy's potty. Let me get this diaper off..."
"No, Emme pees like daddy."
"What? No, no. You have to sit down. Stop — sit down!"
"Emme's peeing like daddy!"
"Well Emme's going to clean up like daddy, too."
June 13, 2008
bunburyist
I chalk just about every physical symptom up to anxiety. I'm thinking my gravestone will read: "She thought it was a panic attack."