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July 21, 2008

I often get told I'm intelligent

I often get told I'm intelligent. I think that's because I mostly talk to dolts.

Jul 21, 2008 5:30:00 AM | Intelligence, Talking

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I chalk just about every physical symptom up to anxiety. I'm thinking my gravestone will read: "She thought it was a panic attack."

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