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August 04, 2008

Before washing a plate

Before washing a plate, it must be rinsed off to the point that it is completely clean. Food particles floating around in the dishwater—especially if I touch one—will make me go into convulsions.

~I Do Things So You Don't Have To

Aug 4, 2008 5:15:00 AM | Housework

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I was one of those women who wanted a "natural childbirth" I was one of those women who wanted a "natural childbirth" and no unnecessary medical interventions. You know that those nurses were laughing their asses off when they looked at the birth plan attached to my chart. After active labor for 14+ hours with no relief, I asked for the epidural. I wanted to kiss the anesthesiologist, but, dude, we'd just met, and I was having another man's baby. It would have been awkward. Having to be told when a contraction was happening, because you couldn't feel the pain? Priceless. Having your doctor, plus another doctor, several nurses, and five or so doctors-in-training, plus possibly a janitor, staring at your business, while your legs are in the air? No problem! ... Just. Get. This. Baby. Out! ~Postcards From Motherhood

I wonder what person first looked at asparagus I wonder what person first looked at asparagus and thought: "hey--I wonder if I can eat this". (And I REALLY wonder about the guy who dug up the first potato and decided to stick it in his mouth.....) ~The Petersons Go Public!

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I chalk just about every physical symptom up to anxiety. I'm thinking my gravestone will read: "She thought it was a panic attack."

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