August 04, 2008

People think I'm drunk even when I'm dead sober

People think I'm drunk even when I'm dead sober because I'm filterless and stupid and fall a lot and so I basically have what I call "the three-drink handicap". Everyone else in the world after 3 cocktails = me just waking up.

~The Bloggess

Aug 4, 2008 5:25:00 AM | Drinking

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I chalk just about every physical symptom up to anxiety. I'm thinking my gravestone will read: "She thought it was a panic attack."

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