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September 29, 2008

Alison's Law of Differential Mass of Purse Contents

Alison's Law of Differential Mass of Purse Contents: Objects that you need to find quickly, such as car keys, will sink to the bottom of your purse, while objects that you would not necessarily want anyone standing next to you to see, such as tampons, will float to the surface of the purse when you open it and often will jump out and land on the floor.

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I drifted awake to the realization I drifted awake to the realization that the kids were in the bathroom, chatting to each other. Nothing wrong with that. But then I overheard a phrase which included the words "matches" and "burn down the shower." ~Graze If You Want To, But Don't Eat Dirt

Wear pants I sent the child upstairs this morning to get dressed, with the instruction "Wear pants. You're going on a field trip." She came back down in a skirt with tights (and an undershirt OVER a long-sleeved shirt, but that's another tale). I said "I told you to wear pants." "But" said she, "tights are like pants with socks attached." Inarguable. ~Magpie Musing

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September 29, 2008

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