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September 29, 2008

Wear pants

I sent the child upstairs this morning to get dressed, with the instruction "Wear pants. You're going on a field trip." She came back down in a skirt with tights (and an undershirt OVER a long-sleeved shirt, but that's another tale). I said "I told you to wear pants." "But" said she, "tights are like pants with socks attached." Inarguable.

~Magpie Musing

Sep 29, 2008 7:35:00 AM | Clothing

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