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October 06, 2008

I was walking home at dusk

I was walking home at dusk when a man rode up beside me on a bicycle. We were rather close. He looked me straight in the eye and cheerfully greeted me, "Hello, Richard." And it was then that I first suspected that I wasn't as attractive a woman as I initially thought.

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I was walking home at dusk

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