"Nicolaus...why are you naked?"
"Well you SAID I could change out of those regular clothes when we got home. This is my Indian costume."
"Okay but why are you naked?"
"I'm not. I'm wearing a shirt."
"Right but I can totally see your -"
"I'm also wearing my headband. See? That is so people will know I'm a real Indian and not just a boy with no pants."