January 14, 2009

Dear fiber one bars

Dear fiber one bars, I love you. You are delicious but I am seeing a problem when eating you these days. The feeling of having my intestines trying to come out my nose is causing a wee bit of a problem. Not to mention bubbles. Yes, bubbles. That's as much as I am willing to say for now. I'm not breaking up with you completely, I just won't be seeing you everyday. I hope you understand.

~Crooked Eyebrow

Jan 14, 2009 7:28:40 PM | Bodily Functions, Food

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