Blogtations

I wake up with blog entries

I wake up with blog entries like others wake up with dreams.

~Loose Leaf Notes

If William Shakespeare had been a blogger

(If William Shakespeare had been a blogger):
To blog, or not to blog, that is the question;
Whether it's cooler to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous commenting trolls,
Or to write posts against their slanderous lies,
And by opposing, end them. To delete, to sleep;
To sleep, to get keyprints deeply embedded on one's face.
Note to self: stop falling asleep at my desk.

~Of Cabbages and Kings

To spare yourself

To spare yourself untold private misery and public humiliation, change the default setting on your blog software to "draft."

~Communicatrix

It has recently become glaringly apparent

500th Blogtation!

It has recently become glaringly apparent to me that blogging, unfortunately, is not a cardio-vascular activity. Imagine my chagrin. In fact, not only does writing not get your heart rate up and whittle your waistline, it appears that it can actually give you a big ol' blogger's butt. Or so I've heard.

~Baby Bloomr

Is it sending mixed signals

Is it sending mixed signals to pause mid-reprimand to take a picture for the blog, do you think?

~Notes to Self

Blogging from a Blackberry in a moving car should be an Olympic sport.

~Momisodes

If I don't blog it, it doesn't exist.

~Killing a Fly with a Ukulele is Probably the Wrong Thing to Do

It's a funny thing when one's parents use one's blog posts to verify that one is still alive and healthy.

~Music and Cats

If it weren't for this blog all of my best material would be wasted on people who don't appreciate how hilarious I think I am.

~Sarah and the Goon Squad

I spend most of my blogging time deciding what not to post.

~Seth Godin's Blog