Blogtations

My daughter is grounded, and it's way worse on me then on her

My daughter is grounded, and it's way worse on me then on her, I do believe. Anyway, grounded from TV, the phone and video games, she is pretty bored and is spending all her time baking. And making marshmallow fondant, which I find inexplicably irresistible. I may have to unground her just to save my waistline.

~Keep Passing the Open Windows

Scrambled eggs

Scrambled eggs take so much longer when you forget to turn the burner on.

~Four by 40

At the age of 38

At the age of 38, I'm still unable to flip an egg without it breaking to pieces.

~Blogger Dad

I was thinking

I was thinking that my neighbors had been cooking something particularly stinky for dinner tonite and I was getting rather annoyed by the strength of the smell. Until I realized that the discomfiting stench was actually a piece of salmon that had fallen in my cleavage while I was eating my own dinner.

~Pilgrimsteps

Do not by any stretch of the imagination

Do not by any stretch of the imagination think that putting the leftover ham in a pot and turning on the burner and then going back to bed is a good idea.

~Tell Me About It

How not to make a fruit smoothie

How not to make a fruit smoothie: Blend all ingredients, then, after taking a few big slugs, find half a fruit sticker.

~A Peek Inside the Fishbowl

When making scrambled eggs

When making scrambled eggs and one uncracked egg tries to make its escape by rolling off the stove, it is never a good idea to try and catch it with your hip.

~Four by 40

I, having been born well North of the Mason Dixon line, simply lack the genes required to prepare certain Southern staples. I firmly believe that one must have the fried chicken gene and the biscuit gene hardcoded into their DNA in order to pull off these feats of culinary complexity.

~Blog Antagonist