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My family has a strange recurring disease

My family has a strange recurring disease that I'm not sure how to cure. Its technical name is 'walk-in-the-house-and-drop-everything-wherever-you-want-itis'. I'm not sure how that translates into Latin...Anyone know of a vaccine? A purple face is not my best look.

~Tired Mama

My grandmother often had a bit of the hypochondria

My grandmother often had a bit of the hypochondria and once I brought her a plant to cheer her day and make her feel better. She asked me to take it out of the room because it was stealing her oxygen.

~Arbitrary Ruminations

Isn't it amazing

Isn't it amazing how one family member's recollection that you used to love doing Fonzie impersonations can ruin what was otherwise a great family get together for you? This is even more emphasized when the rest of your family starts doing their impersonations of you as a little boy doing a Fonzie impersonation.

~The Wonderful World of Nothing Worthwhile

In all family disagreements

In all family disagreements, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public airing of the most embarrassing things they have said or done since high school. Photographic evidence is encouraged.

~Suburban Kamikaze

How sad to learn that you have made your sister angry by discovering that you are no longer on her Top Friends list on MySpace.

~Sojourner's Truths

Watching my father navigate the dating scene at 78 is about as fun as watching someone in traffic pick their nose when you're all stopped at a red light. I cringe, look away, feel a little nauseous, but eventually have to turn back and take another glance.

~The Second Half

It's a funny thing when one's parents use one's blog posts to verify that one is still alive and healthy.

~Music and Cats

When your visiting mother-in-law says "Can I do anything to help, like DUSTING maybe?" — what does that mean exactly?

~Doodaddy