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SEO stands for

SEO stands for Stash of Emergency Opiates.

~Deb on the Rocks

I spend long intense hours in front of the computer

I spend long, intense hours in front of the computer, entertaining...Oh God, now I've made it sound like I lock myself in my bedroom and rub oil all over my body and make kissy faces at a webcam all day. Not that I wouldn't consider it, but I don't think there's a huge market for skinny-ish, cellulite-bearing, middle-aged women saying repeatedly, "Oooh Baby...Oooh Baby...Hang on a sec...Sweetie, Mama's working. I'll be out in a little while. You have to stop knocking, Honey, it's messing up the audio...What's on fire?"

~Tinsenpup

Occasionally, I google "cabins in the woods"

Occasionally, I google "cabins in the woods" and daydream about places I think I can runaway. Then, something breaks through my fantasy state and I realize I would need an income, which leads me to google, "jobs in mountain towns". Realizing I wouldn't be able to afford makeup or hair color, I search: "Bland, gray haired ladies working at park services". Well, heck, with that sort of income and the cost of living by then, there goes the health club membership. Okay, so I google, "Crooked old ladies in the woods." Then I realize I wouldn't be rockin' a solid health insurance plan, which I would need if I were killing game for food. How about "Into the Geriatric Wild" ... Aren't you glad I'm not your financial planner?

~Sherri Talley

Alcoholics have their booze

Alcoholics have their booze, smokers have their cigarettes, crackheads have their...crack. As an editor, trivia buff, curious human, and language snob with a constant need to prove people wrong, I have Google.

~I Do Things So You Don't Have To

I have Internet trolls

I have Internet trolls buried in my back yard.

~The Invisible Woman

I hate to think that my entire social life resides within this box that is conveniently connected to the internet. Crap! It does.

~Living a Quotable Life

How sad to learn that you have made your sister angry by discovering that you are no longer on her Top Friends list on MySpace.

~Sojourner's Truths

Why is meeting people online still considered such a taboo? Tsk, these days I wouldn't let a guy anywhere near me unless I knew beforehand what his top five favourite films are and where he puts his apostrophes.

~Annie Rhiannon