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iPology

iPology n. 1. Spontaneous display of remorse following the confiscation of a teenager's mp3 player.

~Suburban Kamikaze

Rockin out to "Bohemian Rhapsody"

Rockin out to "Bohemian Rhapsody" just isn't the same in a minivan.

~Ice Cream Mama

Life would be so kick ass if

Life would be so kick ass if we periodically broke out into perfectly choreographed song and dance routines. At the very least, it would keep my friends from looking at me uncomfortably when I do this now.

~For a Different Kind of Girl

While I can't do math

While I can't do math, I know all the lyrics to roughly a million songs. It seems like God decided that all the brain space that normally gets devoted to math would be used to store the words to songs like "Safety Dance."

~The Nerd in the Corner

You know you're drunk when

You know you're drunk when you openly admit owning every 98 Degrees album.

~Chelsea Talks Smack

Tonight's musical purchases

Tonight's musical purchases...
Judas Priest Live DVD - $13.95
Barry Manilow's Greatests Hits CD - $7.95
Pat Benatar Best Shots CD - $9.95
The confusion on the cashier's face: Priceless.

~Snerkology

I love that Prince needs

I love that Prince needs a hip replacement. Does that mean he is old? Possibly too old for someone my age to lust after in such an impure way? No. Oh, no. What that means is that it will be easier for me to catch his sexy ass.

~Miss Britt

I listened to Pavarotti sing

I listened to Pavarotti sing Nessun Dorma while driving to work today. I played it ear-shatteringly loud. In fact, commuters traveling three cars behind me could probably hear Pavarotti's undulating voice building to a momentous crest before breaking across the highway in velvet waves. I let those words gather on the skin. I let them sink into my bones. They filled me. I was the love Pavarotti sang about. I exalted. It took every shred of self-control I had to not skid across the highway, crash into a ditch, turn on my computer, and start typing a sonnet...

~Ordinary Art

I am unusually tired and hot flashy lately and keep having to remind myself that I am most certainly old enough to be experiencing The Perimenopause. I went to a Barry Manilow concert and liked it; one would think that would tip me off.

~Plain-Jane

I am of Irish descent, and being of Irish descent with a rock and roll lineage, I am contractually obligated to like Thin Lizzy.

~Whiskey in My Sippy Cup

I stopped reading music magazines in 2001 when I couldn't take one more critic using the phrase "pop sensibilities."

~Dooce