Blogtations

Living single and alone means

Living single and alone means you can eat a blueberry donut for dinner and nobody says anything.

~The Jannaverse

Note To Single Dads

Note To Single Dads: When you're running with your 9-year-old son while pushing your 4-year-old daughter in a stroller, the ladies shoot you all kinds of love beams. Big smiles. Pockets full of digits. Lace up those shoes.

~The Wind in Your Vagina

Have you noticed

Have you noticed that the things we want to take notice of are almost always yellow (like school buses and post-it notes)? Single women should wear more yellow shirts.

~Pickled Beef

Only single people eat Ramen

I've concluded that only single people eat Ramen. It's like our official meal or something. And while it would be nice to have the constant companionship of a marriage, I would never give up the noodles for a man.

~The Daily Tannenbaum